Announcement concerning rumours regarding der Fuhrer's medical condition

Achtung, Achtung. This is Dr. Chuck. I have been amiably released from the custody of Yankee Stadium security following a brief misunderstanding of a personal nature between myself and Der Fuhrer. Reports that Der Fuhrer attempted to have the entire front office staff liquidated in retaliation for a secretary's spilling coffee on him are grossly exaggerated falsehoods spread by enemy agents. Ignore them.

Reports are also circulating from the same false sources that Der Fuhrer suffered "brain damage" or "pseudo-schizoid psychosis" earlier today due to his blood spontaneously heating to over 150 degrees celsius. No such incident occurred. According to several medical expers, Der Fuhrer is merely suffering from a mild ailment of the lymphatic system, is in full command of his faculties, and has his hand firmly about the wheel of the ship of the Yankee empire.

That is all.

YANKEES UBER ALLES!