Wo ist Cashman?

Achtung. This is Der Fuhrer. If anyone out there has seen Bronxfuhrer Cashman or Bronxmarschall Torre, please contact the front office immediately. Their offices have been emptied and their cars are gone from the parking lot. Alex Rodriguez also appears to be missing. I fear the actions of enemy agents.

...What's this note on Cashman's desk? It is addressed to me... Hmm, it must be a summary of those false reports of a Yankee loss.

...But it is on our stationary...