Dr. Chuck has been liquidated. YANKEES WIN!

Achtung, mein leiber Yankees volk. This is a communique directly from Der Fuhrer George Steinbrenner. Dr. Chuck has proven to be a traitor and has accordingly been liquidated. The Yankee empire is under great and dangerous threats from saboteurs in its ranks, but remains strong and victorious. Contrary to reports that appeared in non-Yankee media outlets this week, the Yankees won the ALDS against the mongrel Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in three games, and are poised to sweep their opponents in the ALCS. Reports of the mongrel Red Sox' ignominious loss are, of course, true. I have been personally assured of these facts by my trusted leiutenant, Bronxfuhrer Brian Cashman. I call on all the Yankees volk to rally behind the team and give all necessary fealty and support. The triumph of Yankee ideology is inevitable if it has the support of the volk.

YANKEES UBER ALLES.