Yankees liquidate mogrel Red Sox

Achtung. Achtung. Yankees volk, rejoice this evening, for the Yankees have defeated the stinking horde from New England in yet another series. Der Fuhrer is to personally award the Pinstripe Cross to Al Leiter in a special Monument Park rally tomorrow, in recognition of his heroic efforts in this evening's game, which has allowed the team to continue its remarkable, yet inevitable, string of successes in its bold new starting rotation revitalization program, Operation Dyke-Finger.

All inferior teams and their fans have taken notice of our superiority in all avenues of human potential, and eagerly await their respective, inevitable conquests by the onrushing, victorious Yankee team. In an incredible gesture of magnanimity, Der Fuhrer released the following statement as soon as victory became apparent to him, about an hour before the first pitch:

"The Yankees volk are right! The Yankees volk must always be right! And the Yankee team will continue to live up to our highest expectations in its march to glory! We call on the rest of America's baseball fans to accept these facts, or death will be the reward for their treachery!"

That is all.

YANKEES UBER ALLES!